Bookshelves Got Stacks by Cardyn Brooks as inspired by “Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot I like big books and I can not lie You other readers can't deny That when a good book takes up so much prime shelf space, wow And a wide spine in your face, you get crazed Wanna check it out ‘cause you notice that title is bait Deep thought meanings, it's blaring I'm intrigued and can’t stop staring Oh, big books, I wanna start reading And take your measure Reviewers tried to warn me That big books ARCs sent (they so binge-y!) Oh, door-stopper reads You say you wanna expand my mind? Well, do it, do it ‘Cause you ain't that average-length read